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LOL – Getting a Divorce

Written: March,2011

An elderly man calls his son and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls her parents immediately, and screams at the old man, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

“Okay,” he says, “They’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares …

Now what do we tell them for Christmas?

Faigan says:


March 26, 2011 @ 4:56 pm

Rachelle says:

dwl, lol

March 28, 2011 @ 8:59 pm

Britney says:

OMG those parents hav no heart

April 11, 2011 @ 1:59 pm

jojo(^-^) says:

dwl, tht is so no nice

April 17, 2011 @ 3:00 am

Krissy says:

dwl this one is nice

August 14, 2012 @ 5:48 pm