LOL- Feb, 3rd
Welcome to the LOL blog. Here is how it works, you send us jokes or funny life incidents and we post them. Here is a couple we got from last week. Keep them coming!!
Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say “La pena de muerte”, which means “The death penalty”. I said, “La pene de muerte”. Turns out that means, “The penis of death”
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend
Today, after climbing out of the bath, I realized there were no towels in the bathroom. I called out, asking if anyone was home. Not getting an answer, I ran down the stairs and through the house to my room. My dad and his friends were in the living room and saw everything.
Let us know what you think and which person had it coming. lol
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