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LOL- December 17th

Written: December,2010

Welcome to the LOL blog. Here is how it works, you send us jokes or funny life incidents and we post them. Here is a couple we got from last week. Keep them coming!! :)

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. “Tonight’s the night,” my boyfriend says. “I’m finally going to tell her I love her!” I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, “Awesome! But what about Kayla?” I’m Kayla.
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. (T.L from Jamaica)
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then wrote on her wall that it is ok to have up married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. (A.P From St. Vincent)
Today, I was rejected from the University of the West Indies. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. (A.J From Jamaica)
Today, I got accepted to Yale University. My parents response: “We never expected you to get into college. We spent all of our savings on sending your brother to school.” (T.P From Jamaica)
Let us know what you think and which person had it coming. lol
Send us your funny stories today at contribute@wizznotes.com, don’t worry we wont use your name, just your initials.

Owen says:


December 17, 2010 @ 2:03 pm

Rachelle says:

Lol, these r hilarious…ESP the last 3..hope these things don’t actually happen 2 ppl tho, lol

December 17, 2010 @ 10:39 pm

M.B says:

Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?”

Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.”

Wife: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?”

Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can
there be greater than this one?”

December 18, 2010 @ 10:13 am

Orlando says:

These are great! DWL
Here is another:

Boy’s father just join Facebook and added him as a friend.
Boy wrote on his page, “My dad just add my on his Facebook, WTF Dad”
His dad commented, “Hi son, what does ‘WTF’ means”
Boy replied, “Welcome To Facebook”

December 26, 2010 @ 10:56 pm

Jamie says:

lol @orlando

December 26, 2010 @ 11:05 pm