The Art of eluding a Crush
So you have a boy/girl that seriously likes you. Sounds great right?! A mean, a lot of persons would do just about anything to get some A&A – Attention and Affection. But hold up, for you it isn’t, because you don’t like the person. You have been dropping hints, not answering calls, telling them you’re busy and still they are in pursuit like a lion hunting its prey. Well today is your lucky day, as below is a crash course in the art of eluding a crush.
1. Go to track training! Yup track training. Obviously you are not responding quickly enough to the gun. So as soon as the crush starts to make their move, you have to bolt (run) like Bolt.
2. Act all psycho on them! Create an imaginary friend, talk gibberish, refer to yourself in the third person, or create alter egos… (if you can’t create one, listen some Nicki Minaj tunes for inspiration).
Alright guys, if you really considered doing the above then you really are a psycho! It’s simple, just be straight up with them and tell them that you like them too, but just as a friend.
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