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Guy Code

Written: March,2011

Guy codes are unwritten laws which governs matters of accountability, relationships, decision making and basically the behaviour expected of all guys. I know at times girls think guys’ behaviour are a bit bizarre, so I decided to enlighten ya’ll by listing a few guy codes.


-If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Well, unless you actually marry her.

-When at the movie theatre with another man, there must be an empty seat between both men.

-When questioned by a friend’s girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even allowed to deny his very existence.

-Keeping a ‘grenade’ occupied while your fellow brother talks to her hot friend is your legal duty.

-Sitting in another guys lap is NEVER permitted.

-Women who claim they ‘love to watch sports’ must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game.

-Getting permission to date a friend’s ex is required.

-No man may ever get a massage from another man, especially a foot massage.

Let us know what you think by leaving a comment below.

Ronald says:


March 25, 2011 @ 8:23 pm