Guy codes are unwritten laws which governs matters of accountability, relationships, decision making and basically the behaviour expected of all guys. I know at times girls think guys’ behaviour are a bit bizarre, so I decided to enlighten ya’ll by listing a few guy codes.
-If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Well, unless you actually marry her.
-When at the movie theatre with another man, there must be an empty seat between both men.
-When questioned by a friend’s girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even allowed to deny his very existence.
-Keeping a ‘grenade’ occupied while your fellow brother talks to her hot friend is your legal duty.
-Sitting in another guys lap is NEVER permitted.
-Women who claim they ‘love to watch sports’ must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game.
-Getting permission to date a friend’s ex is required.
-No man may ever get a massage from another man, especially a foot massage.
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